18 2 / 2014
the best thing about being an artist
is that i’m allowed to do this
that is one majestic lady.
I ship it. Somebody make this happen.
the perfect couple does exist
06 2 / 2014
Who’s ready to hear the best joke ever? Ok *clears throat*
A rich snail goes into a car shop, picks out a super fast car, and says “I want a big S painted on the right side, the left side, the front, the back, I want big S’s everywhere.” And the car painter asks “Why?” And the snail says “Because when I pass people on the road I want them to point at me and say ‘Wow! Look at that escargot!”
you had me at rich snail