01 9 / 2014

jasonttodd:

callmekitto:

crackiswhacksherlock:

moriarty:

jashuwa:

moriarty:

what do you mean not everyone has a toilet that washes and massages your butt

Wait there are toilets like that?

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what an incredible experience it must be

im mildly concerned about something labeled “turbo” going near my butt

(via wifflesgiraffy)

01 9 / 2014

babeoftime:

theres a girl i know whos pregnant and her facebook posts make my life

babeoftime:

theres a girl i know whos pregnant and her facebook posts make my life

(Source: stepintomyrhythm, via ohceciliaa)

01 9 / 2014

hrvst:

   ∧__∧
  ( ・ω・)
  _| ⊃/(___
/ └-(____/
 ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄

(via tomasterous)

01 9 / 2014

thatfunnyblog:

This is the greatest tweet in the history of tweets

thatfunnyblog:

This is the greatest tweet in the history of tweets

(Source: smilestoinspire, via samayooo)

01 9 / 2014

sluttybitch2007:

YES I GOOGLED HOW TO TAKE A SCREEN SHOT FIGHT ME 

(Source: eixd, via samayooo)

01 9 / 2014

insertfandomreference:

wow what the actual fuck neopets

(Source: dudewithabow, via samayooo)

01 9 / 2014

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01 9 / 2014

stop:

ven0moth:

i need a moment

I thought this was gonna be exactly like how it was in the show…. boy was I wrong

(via wifflesgiraffy)

01 9 / 2014

pearswhy:

pearswhy:

are cats solar powered?? why are they always trying to lie in the sun

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what the fuck. i was making a joke but its actually true

(via wifflesgiraffy)

01 9 / 2014

galaxypug:

galaxypug:

why does facebook chat only work when my message contains the words Mark Zuckerburg right now

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(via wifflesgiraffy)